Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Friday, September 26, 2008
Brain teaser no.2
A donkey is tied to a rope 6 feet long and there is a bale of hay 8 feet away. How can the donkey get to the hay if he does not bite or undo the rope?
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click comments for the answer
Brainteaser no.1
A man is driving a black car on a blackened road without street lights and without headlights on his car. A black cat crosses the road right in front of his car and still he is able to apply brakes to save the cat. how come?
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Click comment for the answer.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Malaysian politics
I have been avoiding from writing about Malaysian politics because I cannot be objective and unemotional about it.
tell me, am i to blame?
Is it so hard to recognise who is the bad guy when in Malaysia, a fellow blogger was arrested and will be detained for two years without trial?
for what reason?insulting islam?
Have you even read his blog to really identify whether he did insult Islam?
Does the government think we are all moron went it comes to religion that we do not know how to differentiate an insult to something else?
yes when it comes to religion, Malaysians are sensitive but they don't know anything about it to begin with.
Yes I'm talking about my hero Raja Petra.
Does the Malaysian Government think we're all dumb when they keep on contradicting themselves like ridiculous morons?
First you say, harga petrol naik because satu dunia naik.
now that the price of oil GLOBALLY has gone down, you cakap don't turunkan because taknak Petronas lose their profit.
did any of our minister learn economics?
Do they know how inflation and deflation works?It's basic economics, if they don't know they should go fly kites. and at the looks of our economy, Kite runners should already be flooding the streets right now.
Oh wow, dah turun lagi 10 cents. I'm very bersyukur, cause that's what malaysians should do right?be grateful that the government has given them at least something?
I really don't understand people who still cannot see the reality of what's happening to our country. If you don't care about politics then please don't pandai pandai nak support who and who based on your family views. Don't bring out ridiculous Islamophobia arguments. You want answers, you go find for it. I am more than happy to enlighten you about my views and stand
I went to Fedex yesterday, and because our local papers are useless as a medium of information to begin with, I usually ignore them, but not yesterday. I heard the Fedex officers commenting on the local papers that had Raja Petra news all over it. They were talking about how Raja Petra was this and that, was a traitor who shouldn't open his big mouth and insult you know who..
I didn't feel angry.
I felt pity, for those people.
They don't have the luxury of time to sit down and read anything else other than the manipulative and controlled local newspapers. That is basically their source of daily updates. How can they open their minds to think otherwise.
Tell me how to be unbias and objective?
tell me, am i to blame?
Is it so hard to recognise who is the bad guy when in Malaysia, a fellow blogger was arrested and will be detained for two years without trial?
for what reason?insulting islam?
Have you even read his blog to really identify whether he did insult Islam?
Does the government think we are all moron went it comes to religion that we do not know how to differentiate an insult to something else?
yes when it comes to religion, Malaysians are sensitive but they don't know anything about it to begin with.
Yes I'm talking about my hero Raja Petra.
Does the Malaysian Government think we're all dumb when they keep on contradicting themselves like ridiculous morons?
First you say, harga petrol naik because satu dunia naik.
now that the price of oil GLOBALLY has gone down, you cakap don't turunkan because taknak Petronas lose their profit.
did any of our minister learn economics?
Do they know how inflation and deflation works?It's basic economics, if they don't know they should go fly kites. and at the looks of our economy, Kite runners should already be flooding the streets right now.
Oh wow, dah turun lagi 10 cents. I'm very bersyukur, cause that's what malaysians should do right?be grateful that the government has given them at least something?
I really don't understand people who still cannot see the reality of what's happening to our country. If you don't care about politics then please don't pandai pandai nak support who and who based on your family views. Don't bring out ridiculous Islamophobia arguments. You want answers, you go find for it. I am more than happy to enlighten you about my views and stand
I went to Fedex yesterday, and because our local papers are useless as a medium of information to begin with, I usually ignore them, but not yesterday. I heard the Fedex officers commenting on the local papers that had Raja Petra news all over it. They were talking about how Raja Petra was this and that, was a traitor who shouldn't open his big mouth and insult you know who..
I didn't feel angry.
I felt pity, for those people.
They don't have the luxury of time to sit down and read anything else other than the manipulative and controlled local newspapers. That is basically their source of daily updates. How can they open their minds to think otherwise.
Tell me how to be unbias and objective?
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
You know you're a late 80's baby when..
your mum asked you to buy her favourite kuih and you go to the stall saying
"hello,mak saya nak kuih lompat tikam,ada?"
"ada"
" ooh,yang mana satu ha"
How do they come up with all these names??
"hello,mak saya nak kuih lompat tikam,ada?"
"ada"
" ooh,yang mana satu ha"
How do they come up with all these names??
Monday, September 22, 2008
I have a new blog
yeah and it's called
Ainul Is Not A Robot.
Basically emotional trash can.
I'm seperating my emotions and the actual important things in life worth writing about.
So, I'll be deleting my personal posts on this blog.just so you know
Ainul Is Not A Robot.
Basically emotional trash can.
I'm seperating my emotions and the actual important things in life worth writing about.
So, I'll be deleting my personal posts on this blog.just so you know
Saturday, September 20, 2008
fishy fish
Salmon is pronounced sæmen.
PLEASE TAKE NOTE.
I'm not a grammar snob. Seriously.
I learnt that when I was in primary school on tv, Yeah I accidentally watched the educational channels. But after many many years, I'm starting to get ABIT,(very little) irritated, when people, even those with exceptional english says SAL MON with the L.
it's a silent L.
Once again, I'm no grammar snob, Will never be. I hate grammar snobs, in addition, my english isn't that profound anyway.
PLEASE TAKE NOTE.
I'm not a grammar snob. Seriously.
I learnt that when I was in primary school on tv, Yeah I accidentally watched the educational channels. But after many many years, I'm starting to get ABIT,(very little) irritated, when people, even those with exceptional english says SAL MON with the L.
it's a silent L.
Once again, I'm no grammar snob, Will never be. I hate grammar snobs, in addition, my english isn't that profound anyway.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Happy Ramadhan. No it's not too late,it's only the 2nd week.
The topic for today was suppose to be "Your guide to Subliminal Messages". However I am not in a "professional writer mode" so i'm going to write about something more casual.
Luckily for you, I'm going to talk about food today.
Specifically: The delightful Shambo from O'briens.
Like many, I am that type of person who sticks to a particular order in any restaurant. I have been eating Chicken tripledecker, a truly unhealthy sandwich, from O'briens from the very day I started eating there. However, my sister, who is a health freak frowned upon my nasty consumption and forced me to get the Shambo.
What is a Shambo?
I have no freaking idea. The fact that it's called a Shambo, somehow entertains my appetite. The only thing I know about Shamboes is that It is shaped like a hidden mickey, only all circles are equal in size, in other words, a peculiar looking sandwich.
The shambo i ate was supposedly the healthiest one, since the fillings are:
Pesto,
Sundried tomatoes,
Mozarella.
and I added chicken by paying 4 extra bucks, what a rip off.
I don't know whether it's because I had it for buka puasa, or because the sandwich is truly scrumptious, but I ate it like a "Michael Phelps during breakfast" ( FYI, he eats 12,000 calories a day).
You should give it a try. To me, sundried tomatoes should be the only legal way to eat tomatoes.mmmm. If you like the green stuff on your bruschetta, then you would love this sandwich,mainly because they spread the Pesto super generously. Don't even get me started on cheese. The chicken is optional, if you're a chicken person( double meaning BUCK buck buck), then prepare to succumb to the extravagant capitalist strategy(pay as you add?).
Oh i disappoint myself, I didn't even ellaborate the details of the memorable taste in each bite. ah well, deal with it.
Luckily for you, I'm going to talk about food today.
Specifically: The delightful Shambo from O'briens.
Like many, I am that type of person who sticks to a particular order in any restaurant. I have been eating Chicken tripledecker, a truly unhealthy sandwich, from O'briens from the very day I started eating there. However, my sister, who is a health freak frowned upon my nasty consumption and forced me to get the Shambo.
What is a Shambo?
I have no freaking idea. The fact that it's called a Shambo, somehow entertains my appetite. The only thing I know about Shamboes is that It is shaped like a hidden mickey, only all circles are equal in size, in other words, a peculiar looking sandwich.
The shambo i ate was supposedly the healthiest one, since the fillings are:
Pesto,
Sundried tomatoes,
Mozarella.
and I added chicken by paying 4 extra bucks, what a rip off.
I don't know whether it's because I had it for buka puasa, or because the sandwich is truly scrumptious, but I ate it like a "Michael Phelps during breakfast" ( FYI, he eats 12,000 calories a day).
You should give it a try. To me, sundried tomatoes should be the only legal way to eat tomatoes.mmmm. If you like the green stuff on your bruschetta, then you would love this sandwich,mainly because they spread the Pesto super generously. Don't even get me started on cheese. The chicken is optional, if you're a chicken person( double meaning BUCK buck buck), then prepare to succumb to the extravagant capitalist strategy(pay as you add?).
Oh i disappoint myself, I didn't even ellaborate the details of the memorable taste in each bite. ah well, deal with it.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Life Crisis #45
problem of the day/week/month/year:
An outrage of contemplation.
On what: Choosing my university.
Gawrsh.It's so hard to do this. Unlike UK, getting all your offers from Aussie University means trouble. I'm having such a tough time deciding between the first university in Australia and The number 1 university in Australia :S
I shouldn't even be blabbing about this here, but I just wanted to spread out the news that I've made my decision.
It's so creepy that for once, my dad said,
"I think dot dot dot is good for you cause it's a beautiful place, and you'll have tons of fun there. I don't want you to get bored and travel constantly just to get a piece of enjoyment. plus, it's not like you're rejecting the number 1 place to go to a number 4 or 5. Dot dot dot is second right?"
"No dad, it's 3rd, i didn't apply to melbourne which is number 2 cause..well you know why."
and he still said okay.
creepy, mainly because when it came to Oxford, he insisted that I study there even though I told him about how demotivated I feel in that city. But this is good, he's starting to understand.
So the dot dot dot is Sydney!! I've made up my mind. I need a life while doing my degree. Focusing too much on the school reputation and ranking will not produce me an enjoyable student life. at least, i don't Think so. So good news to sydney, i'm about to add a dash of awesome into the already super gnarly city.
Good news for you too Zulaikha!!
An outrage of contemplation.
On what: Choosing my university.
Gawrsh.It's so hard to do this. Unlike UK, getting all your offers from Aussie University means trouble. I'm having such a tough time deciding between the first university in Australia and The number 1 university in Australia :S
I shouldn't even be blabbing about this here, but I just wanted to spread out the news that I've made my decision.
It's so creepy that for once, my dad said,
"I think dot dot dot is good for you cause it's a beautiful place, and you'll have tons of fun there. I don't want you to get bored and travel constantly just to get a piece of enjoyment. plus, it's not like you're rejecting the number 1 place to go to a number 4 or 5. Dot dot dot is second right?"
"No dad, it's 3rd, i didn't apply to melbourne which is number 2 cause..well you know why."
and he still said okay.
creepy, mainly because when it came to Oxford, he insisted that I study there even though I told him about how demotivated I feel in that city. But this is good, he's starting to understand.
So the dot dot dot is Sydney!! I've made up my mind. I need a life while doing my degree. Focusing too much on the school reputation and ranking will not produce me an enjoyable student life. at least, i don't Think so. So good news to sydney, i'm about to add a dash of awesome into the already super gnarly city.
Good news for you too Zulaikha!!
Monday, September 8, 2008
A short hello.
friends in the USA..please becareful as there are too many catastrophical nature mood swings happening across the country. hurricanes katrina lah, gustav la, paul lah, damn dangerous weyh...
After hurricane Gustav, i heard they predicted a greater hurricane in california...
STAY IN THE BASEMENT OKAYYYY!B-A-S-E-M-E-N-T..
USA is not so safe these days.
After hurricane Gustav, i heard they predicted a greater hurricane in california...
STAY IN THE BASEMENT OKAYYYY!B-A-S-E-M-E-N-T..
USA is not so safe these days.
Aaron John the Prominent Turkish Intellectual.
He goes by the pen name Harun Yahya ( Aaron John)
Real name: Adnan OktarWhat do we need to know about him?
Despite constantly donning a somewhat similar to a James Bond attire and Versace belts, He isn't any business tycoon ripping our riches away from us. He is in fact the author of a vast number of books that are written based on the Quran,may it be concerning science,history,health and many more.
He's an intellect extraordinare since the very beginning of his university years. He dedicates his intellectual effort against Darwinism and Materialism that has grown to be a global phenomenon.
Most importantly:
"The common point in all the Harun Yahya's works is that all the topics covered by his works are in full agreement with the Qur'an, and strongly affirmed by Qur'anic understanding. Even the topics addressed by science and mostly considered complicated and confusing are narrated very lucidly and explicitly in the books of Harun Yahya. For this reason, these books appeal to everyone, from every age and social group".
also famous for:
the international hero in communicating the fallacy of the theory of evolution and the fact of creation(you know, that theory by charles darwin, ape to bigger ape, to a a less of a hunchback ape to human?)
Wonders of Harun Yahya ( Aaron John):
- He has proven, through his book, that Quran is beyond a religious book,
and revealed the scientific explanations in the Quran. - He has enlightened many regarding Zionist racism and Freemasonry and their negative effects on world history and politics.
- he managed to prove the evolution theory as irrelevant.
- In order to make his book available to the poor and rich, from east to west, his websites has downloadable version of all his books. isn't that super awesome? I mean, talk about spreading the truth and knowledge righteously!
Books you should download:
Allah's Miracles in the Qur'an : Mind Boggling and humbling.
Perished Nations.
What do people think of him?
A true Genius, a true Muslim hero.
What do We think of him?
A devoted Muslim and a super stylish one at it?
He should be crowned King Awesomeeeeeeee!
Why Should you read what he writes?
As a reminder, or an enlightment :)
whatchu waiting forrr
Tag o wars.
I have no clue what this tag thing is all about. all i know is, the fact that i got tagged might perhaps be a hint that i should update my boring blog more?here goes..
RULE #1 People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.
RULE #2 Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by continue this game by sending it to other people.
Tagged by Ahmad Rashaad.
1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?move along.
2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?umph,to be an angel.like literally, with wings and all that jazz.
3. Whose butt would you like to kick? the Zionists
4. What would you do with a billion dollars?kick the zionist ass for real. ofcourse i'd also buy me a perfect shiny and new life.
5.What annoys you most? nowadays,i cannot stand looking at any kinda mess. from towels poorly arranged on the rack to books stacked on the table. i'd rearranged em all.
6. Which is more blessed, sprinkled donuts or powdered donuts? Both uh huh.mmhmm
7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?oh gawrsh too corny for ainul.
8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?fight for it RAWR..cos we are young, we are free.haha, unless the person attached to that person is ridiculously dangerous or respectful. see, i'm nice.
9. Who would you want to cook with? the tomyam,brownies,burnt cookies, somehow very unhealthy fruit salad, sushi with apple cider zohan watching team!!!! you guys know who you are. only this time, i want better skills.
10. What takes you down the fastest?traffic jam ----> ahh same here rashaad
11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?still same ol awesome me..
12. What's your primary resolution this year? To stop being so sensitive.gawrsh ainul.
13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?a super reliable friend.optimistic and did i tell u guys he's a life saver.?
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?SINGLE AND RICH LA. the latter should be banned from being considered anyway.
15. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?drink water.brush my teeth. i'm obsessed with dental hygiene.
16. Would you give all in a relationship?depends on what kind.relationship is very general.
17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?the smarter one?(i know i'm very judgemental that way)
18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?it's not like i wouldn't. it's more of i can't .
19.Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?single can jingle and mingle what what
20.List 5 people to tag
Raja petra pls pls pls
RULE #1 People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.
RULE #2 Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by continue this game by sending it to other people.
Tagged by Ahmad Rashaad.
1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?move along.
2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?umph,to be an angel.like literally, with wings and all that jazz.
3. Whose butt would you like to kick? the Zionists
4. What would you do with a billion dollars?kick the zionist ass for real. ofcourse i'd also buy me a perfect shiny and new life.
5.What annoys you most? nowadays,i cannot stand looking at any kinda mess. from towels poorly arranged on the rack to books stacked on the table. i'd rearranged em all.
6. Which is more blessed, sprinkled donuts or powdered donuts? Both uh huh.mmhmm
7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?oh gawrsh too corny for ainul.
8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?fight for it RAWR..cos we are young, we are free.haha, unless the person attached to that person is ridiculously dangerous or respectful. see, i'm nice.
9. Who would you want to cook with? the tomyam,brownies,burnt cookies, somehow very unhealthy fruit salad, sushi with apple cider zohan watching team!!!! you guys know who you are. only this time, i want better skills.
10. What takes you down the fastest?traffic jam ----> ahh same here rashaad
11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?still same ol awesome me..
12. What's your primary resolution this year? To stop being so sensitive.gawrsh ainul.
13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?a super reliable friend.optimistic and did i tell u guys he's a life saver.?
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?SINGLE AND RICH LA. the latter should be banned from being considered anyway.
15. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?drink water.brush my teeth. i'm obsessed with dental hygiene.
16. Would you give all in a relationship?depends on what kind.relationship is very general.
17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?the smarter one?(i know i'm very judgemental that way)
18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?it's not like i wouldn't. it's more of i can't .
19.Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?single can jingle and mingle what what
20.List 5 people to tag
Raja petra pls pls pls
Zulaikha(if you know how to play this)
Myra(if you know how to play this)
Sarah ( you don't even have a blog)
Mighty Duck (you know who you are and you too, do not have a blog)
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk.
Watching the movie again, made me read the book once more. that happens.
Well, for those who haven't watched or read this book. You're missing something.
Somehow, the small details in the book/movie seem to escape me therefore everytime I read or watch it again, I learn something new.
Well, for those who haven't watched or read this book. You're missing something.
Somehow, the small details in the book/movie seem to escape me therefore everytime I read or watch it again, I learn something new.
Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world
Tyler Durden: The things you own end up owning you.
You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels
Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breath.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory
Narrator: Marla's philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't
oh i have to share a brief synopsis with you in order for me to explain he best part of this story. But i'm afraid i can't cause i want you to experience the story like i did. plus i don't wanna spoil it for you.once you know, the story's gone.
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